"Lint free + dust resistant..."

"SKULL LANE MANOR, now barren and cold,
...ivied and haunted by a Spook, so bold.
'Tis Horace, the Ghost, of Ghost Hunting Fame.
The Devil tricked him at his own Con Game!"

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The story....

HORACE P. MAGGOT, of no fixed address,
Para-saile… Continue

MUG SHOT?..."Leo, the dirty lousy 'Heart Robber'..!!"
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A Piteous Claire Bell's Song

Sing along if you want. :-)

CHORUS...

"LEO, yah SWINE! ...More HOG than a dog.
Left me NUT'n...not even a log
To sit on while I contemplate.… Continue

PHOTO..."Hapless Harry" :-(

I do regret this evening's Blind Date
That's left me in such a perilous state.
I'm shocked by her lack of Anger Control
As I dangle from this telephone pole.

Are all she-poets extremely high strung
With no control of their venomous tongue?
I… Continue

PHOTO..." Clyde + Nellie on their Wedding Day."

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A sing-a-long song :-)

OH-H-H-H-H-H-H.......

The half-ton'll be crowded with m’ family and N-laws.
Rid’n down the highway, all sit’n on bales of straw.
Headed fer the CHURCH!...(Such root’n, toot’… Continue